{"id":745,"date":"2014-08-08T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/?p=745"},"modified":"2014-08-09T12:56:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T11:56:45","slug":"9-subtle-low-key-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"9 Subtle, Low-Key Things&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read <a title=\"EliteDaily\" href=\"http:\/\/elitedaily.com\/dating\/gentlemen\/9-low-key-things-girls-guys-cant-resist\/698081\/\" target=\"_blank\">this blog post over on EliteDaily<\/a> and thought, wow, what an opportunity for some semi-satire&#8230;. I decided to stop at the first point, though, because it&#8217;s such an incredibly good one.<\/p>\n<h2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-weight: normal !important;\">9. When you try\u00a0to comprehend <del>sports<\/del> Pinterest<\/h2>\n<p>Seriously. You&#8217;re always saying you can&#8217;t figure out what we want. Well, Pinterest. Even a cursory trolling of our Pinterest boards will tell you. Pinterest, then shop.<\/p>\n<p>The Pinterest phenomenon is so cool. When I look at my pin board (don&#8217;t, it&#8217;s boring), I realize that yes, it&#8217;s not very big or very girly. But that&#8217;s ok, because anyone who wants to know about what I like will quickly discover that the fastest way to my heart is GS parts. Or whole GSs. We post what we like, simple as that. And I like BMW bikes. And VW parts. And watches with carbon fibre bits. And so on. A quick peek at my GFs&#8217; boards shows the same thing &#8211; a very clear picture of their hearts&#8217; desires, from hot pink hand-spun alpaca wool to kitschy dolls to AMC body panels. But it&#8217;s all there, out in the open.<\/p>\n<p>How guys are missing out on this very clever method of getting to understand what women want is beyond me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read this blog post over on EliteDaily and thought, wow, what an opportunity for some semi-satire&#8230;. I decided to stop at the first point, though, because it&#8217;s such an incredibly good one. 9. When you try\u00a0to comprehend sports Pinterest Seriously. You&#8217;re always saying you can&#8217;t figure out what we want. Well, Pinterest. Even a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":764,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions\/764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atomicalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}